4) Spontaneous poetry
5) Bitching
6) Thinking up evil things to do, then not doing them
7) Drawing robots on public property, because I'm a mad bitchatter
8) Flipping off drivers who don't give way to pedestrians
9) Composing irrelevant scenes in great detail in my head, then forgetting them
10) Implanting songs in peoples' heads (turn around, briiight eyes...)
11) Wondering what Buffy would do
12) Obsessive/ superfluous list-making
13) Judging houses while on walks
14) Extreme! budgeting
15) Saying 'cow' when nothing else comes to mind
16) Making other people characters in the ongoing story of my day-to-day life ("Cow," he said steadfastly.)
17) Debating the logistics of time-travel
18) Formulating excuses for late work, tardiness, uniform discrepancies, etc.
19) Reading the dictionary ('dulia': the reverence accorded to saints and angels)
20) Figuring out step-by-step plans in case of fire, home invasion, etc.
21) Imagining all the ways I could die in my daily routing, particularly while in or around cars
22) Imagining real conversations ahead of time
23) Wiki-ing everything
24) Thinking of status updates, then not posting them
25) Starting blogs, web accounts; forgetting about them
26) Lying when people ask "how are you?"
27) Dancing in the shower, or when otherwise naked.
28) Mad oil pastel-freak outs
29) Making up words.
30) Frouffing my hair to 80s-level extremes.
31) Sending rambling, nonsensical texts.
32) Cryptic crosswords.
33) Inventing cryptic crossword clues.
34) ?
30) Frouffing my hair to 80s-level extremes.
31) Sending rambling, nonsensical texts.
32) Cryptic crosswords.
33) Inventing cryptic crossword clues.
34) ?
